Sarah?

psl:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

LOOOOOOOOL cold

Literally me in work. 

Literally me in work. 

Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

punkemojis:

american horror story: america

fortheloveofmegan:

I would like to go to the Grotta Palazzese in Puglia, Italy. “Tucked inside a limestone cavern, this summer-only spot (open May through October) has hosted elegant dinners since the 18th century, when Italian nobility held banquets in the space.” - Conde` Nast Traveler

fortheloveofmegan:

I would like to go to the Grotta Palazzese in Puglia, Italy.
“Tucked inside a limestone cavern, this summer-only spot (open May through October) has hosted elegant dinners since the 18th century, when Italian nobility held banquets in the space.” - Conde` Nast Traveler

Morning!

Morning!

I’m sorry, but if you’re a vague member of my family that i’m not quite used to being alone with  & you’ve taken it upon yourself to cut my grass at 10 in the morning the least you could do is accept my offer of a hot beverage. I have literally nothing to say. I still have my nightdress on..

drinkuntillweredead