Sarah?

My letting agency are under some deluded impression that, 2 weeks before i move out of the property, they can tell me i have a roll on contract for another 6 months than i am tied to. I didn’t sign anything. I told them 2 months ago i was leaving their piece of shit flat. 

Hell nah, bitch. You best give me my deposit back before i lose my fucking shit.

thedeathmerchant:

Best headline.

thedeathmerchant:

Best headline.

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gxsage:

swoonforme:

Take me, take me back to your bed.
I love you so much that it hurts my head. Say, I don’t mind you under my skin. I’ll let the bad parts in, the bad parts in.

❤️

Bobs Burger makes me want to rip my ears off. Those voices are horrific & it’s not slightly interesting or funny.

mrgolightly:

drackiszunk:

willcub:

So many of you are too young to remember why Diana, Princess of Wales, was such a remarkable person.  She pissed off most of Buckingham Palace, was her own woman, and wasn’t afraid to get down out of the motorcade and be with the regular people.

She was a regular person, just with a title and fancy clothes.  

Among the first big “names” to visit, talk to, and even touch those dying of AIDS in English hospitals, Diana’s trademark was her ability to break down insurmountable barriers.

If she were still living I guarantee she’d be crazily bad ass.

If she were still living, she would literally be President of the World.

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

dichotomized:

Insanity Mask: A metal mask, used to restrain individuals deemed insane in the 17th-century. It was designed to lock the mask on the head of the insane person.

dichotomized:

Insanity Mask: A metal mask, used to restrain individuals deemed insane in the 17th-century. It was designed to lock the mask on the head of the insane person.

I didn’t realise how many girls i know don’t have a fucking clue about their cunts until this episode.

You know when you remember something & can’t stop cringing. I just remembered one of the first times i met Stephen’s mother was when she came round to his flat while i was there. I went to make her a cup of tea & left Tumblr open on some particularly aggressive lesbian porn.

I am my mothers daughter.